Seann's Back, Jack’s Late & Simon Fixes Everything
Oh My Dog! with Jack Dee and Seann Walsh
Pink Cloud / Off The Kerb
4.8 • 655 Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Seann’s back from the brink (a sinus infection, but still), Jack’s late, and order is finally restored… sort of.
We’re joined by our brilliant dog expert Simon, who tackles everything from Mildred’s barking to what to do (and not to do) when dogs fight - and why training is a life-long commitment.
Plus, Sara brings in the unbelievable viral story about seven dogs escaping the illegal meat trade in China - a plot straight of a Pixar film. [Editor's note: this was the breaking story at the time of recording, it transpires the dogs could have been following a German Shepherd in heat and were not stolen. The Corgi did still apparently lead the dogs home]
Also featuring: one very proud lightbulb purchase.
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00:00 Intro and Jack is late
00:30 Seann's BACK (and milking it)
02:30 The sinus infection that nearly ended it all
05:00 Ambulance drama & heat rash chaos
09:30 The lightbulb saga (10 years in the making)
12:00 Life updates with the dogs
16:30 Mildred’s great garden escape
20:00 The viral story: 7 dogs escape and find their way home
23:30 Simon our dog expert joins with a Strudel update
25:00 Why dog training never really stops
28:00 Mildred’s barking problem - what’s actually going on
31:00 How to fix barking (properly)
33:00 How long should you leave a dog alone?
35:00 Listener Beccy's story: when dogs fight (serious)
39:00 What to do in a real dog fight
42:00 Why some dogs just shouldn’t live together
45:00 Rescue dogs: reality vs expectation
46:00 Final thoughts & wrap up
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Oh My Dog with Jack D and Sean Walsh. |
| 0:04.3 | Coming up on today's show, our dog expert, Simon, joins us, and Sean Walsh is back. |
| 0:11.7 | I miss one week, and this is what happens. |
| 0:17.1 | What is going on? |
| 0:19.3 | I'm really sorry, I do apologise. I had in my head 10.30. You keep doing that, Jack. It's never 10.30, is it? It's never been. I do like 1030 though. I'm with you there. 1030 would be all right. Okay. Well, I don't know what happened. It must have been a senior moment. This is. It's not, Jack. It's what it is. No, I know what it is. It's I don't turn up for a week. And you guys, it just all goes to pot. You just can't... You can't manage without me. This is probably the best thing that's happened to you in a long time, isn't it, Sean? You look so pleased. |
| 0:55.7 | I'm very pleased. |
| 0:57.3 | I am very pleased. |
| 0:58.8 | This is fantastic. |
| 1:00.6 | I was about to sit down and read all the notes. |
| 1:04.9 | You can do that live, Jack. |
| 1:07.0 | That's absolutely mental to have done that. |
| 1:11.9 | Anyway, I can only apologise. |
| 1:14.3 | No, I think in your defence, in your defence, we did something recently, |
| 1:20.4 | or your record last week was 10.30. |
| 1:23.2 | That was 10.30. |
| 1:25.4 | So there you go. |
| 1:26.4 | Thank you. |
| 1:27.3 | Yeah. That's what's happening. |
| 1:28.3 | You know, if you're okay. We're not there yet. You've had a nice haircut. |
| 1:36.8 | No, not really. No, I didn't have a haircut. No, no. Or maybe I did since you saw me because you've been off |
| 1:44.1 | but yeah |
| 1:44.7 | yeah |
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