This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, Wednesday, 14th of November, I'm sure the 14th, somewhere in the recesses of my mind is some significant day.

Yesterday it was a very lucky day for a little squirrel, who was trying to cross the road in Richmond during rush hour.

Well, it was, everybody's going, no, no, no, as it darted in, darted out.

This is in a built-up town.

It's not near a tree.

God, I tell you, very traumatic.

Anyway, nice to be company.

So, Sean Unfunny Walsh and Katja, are you sure you're married, Jones, have reunited for a dance at the finale, leaving the Russian star's husband Neil gutted after he just got his marriage back on track. I mean, you can't trust them at all, can you really? It's all done to drum up interest in the programme. It's got nothing to do with their marriage. The BBC, and he's got a tour coming out. the BBC couldn't give a toss about, you know,

who we're trying to save a marriage. They're making a programme, and that's how they look at it.

Sean Walsh's shattered ex-rebecca details how she rebuilt herself.

No, it's looks exactly the same to me, you know, she'd want to rebuild himself as what, love?

He's disappeared from social media.

Bit like your shows, I should imagine.

Shirley Ballast slams the nasty, strictly fans,

who've accused her of biased comments and beef towards Fay Toza.

And, as I say, it's not.

She's paid to do a job.

And Faytoza looks downcast.

It's all very, strictly, it's all done with an effect, okay? That's all it is.

The fans, they're not fans at all. These are trolls, ladies and gentlemen, these are not fans at all of the show.

They're just people who want to write sort of stupid stuff like that. Also, Kiosk Keith has been replaced. He's now kiosk Kevin. I mean, come on. I know we started this

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