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🗓️ 7 January 2019
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, Chef Kevin, got your voice mail. I guess I missed you. Maybe your phone's off or something. |
0:06.3 | Just wanted to drop a quick reminder, this is the clam dog by the way. Obviously we can't release |
0:12.8 | the audition that we recorded this weekend when we would normally be recording Hollywood handbook. |
0:17.5 | I mean, Lauren would absolutely blow a gasket if some of our listeners were able to get their |
0:22.5 | ears on these great characters before he's able to properly sort of introduce them via |
0:28.4 | the SNL platform. I don't want to make any waves, so yeah, don't release the episode. |
0:35.1 | I shouldn't call it an episode. Don't release the audition and you'll figure out something |
0:40.0 | to put out instead. Anyway, hope you're well and was there anything else I wanted to say? |
0:48.2 | Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. |
0:54.3 | While I have your voice mail, oh god, that's my plane. My plane is boarding, but I don't want to leave |
1:02.8 | a voicemail where I don't finish saying all my thoughts. God, that's my flight to Dallas for it. |
1:11.4 | Okay, you know what? I'm going to cut the voicemail short. It's killing me. I feel like there's |
1:18.3 | something else I was going to say. Uh oh. |
1:31.6 | So, you know, I'm in there. The table's all set up and I'm with party. |
1:39.2 | The wing and Ellery. Swank and we have created this really good tasting turmeric drink. |
1:50.2 | And we set up our sample table at Costco. It's available at Costco right now and you get, |
1:56.1 | you know, one bottle in Alaska, a month you can do a shot every day. It even comes with the |
2:00.4 | little cup to measure it out. And it decreases swelling in a natural way. And I'm looking at you |
2:06.1 | and this is no offense to you, chef Kevin. You're swollen as hell. I mean, you look like, |
2:11.9 | shit, you look like hell. You're so swollen because you haven't had any turmeric. Have you had any |
2:15.8 | turmeric drink today? Hey guys, chef Kevin. No, I have not. You haven't. And so this is the kind of |
2:20.8 | thing where yeah, we'll pour out a little cup for you and you tried in the store and people have |
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