Hey folks, this is Kevin just a few words before we start well. I've said it before and I'll say it again risk is at the Linda theater in Albany New York on Saturday April 28th and the very next day the 29th we will be doing a workshop a storytelling workshop there for anyone once come.

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hello kids this is extra risk where we give you just a little bit more of the show where people tell true stories they never thought they dared to share I'm Kevin Allison and this is rally monk reef behind me now well you probably already know that on regular episodes of risk we have four or five stories episodes of extra risk

usually just one longer one and this one comes from the hilarious Sean patent this is another story from our Portland shows that we did a couple weeks ago and the thing about Sean is when I met him a few years ago I had seen him performing and I was so blown away I was a little afraid to make his acquaintance and then found that he is just the most affectionate and just good-hearted person

I'm really looking forward to seeing his career take off look him up at I am Sean patent dot com here he is with a story we call 500

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thank you thank you thank you

so I would like to tell you the first time I was ever paid money to perform comedy was in 2005 may of 2005 in Baton Rouge Louisiana which I'm from Louisiana

is anyone here from Louisiana you never know no okay see you never know some of us got out and Paton Rouge is a capital of Louisiana it's a beautiful city it's got the the oak trees with the big bendy branches and the moss hanging off the oak trees and there's lots of old bios running through it no men with that fish in a hot good day so you know like even if there's no one there a good day so I'm like you he's tell you know he sees him does it matter for me

do you know it's a lot of friendly old southern cage and people but in Baton Rouge is also Louisiana state university which is full of pieces shit white racist college students who just want to get fucked up and put him in

get fucked up and party man and there's a comedy club wait I mean this is inside LSU has the largest population of students graduating with general studies degrees

you know the general studies degrees I mean I don't have a college degree but at least I don't have a fucking general studies degree I feel like not having a degree is better than a fucking college degree that says I went to college that's all a general studies degree is

yeah I studied some shit and it's just general stuff there's a comedy club there in Baton Rouge Louisiana a funny bone which is a chain comedy club it's just like chain restaurants when you go you leave and you're like huh

I'm full now

there's some good comedians I perform there just like there's some good dishes that Chili's there are there's some great fucking food and Chili's but you don't really notice it because it's around about

shit so Baton Rouge Louisiana the funny bone I'm I'm paid to host slash feature I'm doing 15 minutes and I bring up the headliner and the headliner

he was real piece of shit I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say his name but his name is John Wesley Austin and he was a real dick to me and his whole act was he was not from the south he was from like Dakota or one of them

is it north south yeah he's from Dakota he was from not the south but his act was he got on stage had a cowboy hat on and he got a head of certain accent and he had

himself a guitar and he would play a Garth Brooks song but he would change the lyrics make him sexual right right that was it that's it

it was fucking shit but to put but to the population of Baton Rouge Louisiana mainly young sons of lawyers and shit who are all eight brains out I mean they loved it they're like oh my god I've seen the Messiah and he plays a guitar

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