Sean Patton LOVES Tik Tok | Ep. 15
Collie's 10 minute pod
Colum Tyrrell
4.8 • 599 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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On Today's episode of the Colum Tyrrell Podcast, Colum welcomes comedian Sean Patton to the show. You know Sean from appearances on Comedy Central, Stand up Comedy, and We Might be Drunk podcast. The two discuss Dave Chapelle being assaulted on stage, the perfect Irish Breakfast, PETA, and dosing people with illicit substances.
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| 0:00.0 | So last night, breaking news with Dave Chappelle got attacked. I guess was it, we were figuring it all out. By the way, also, there's a lot of noise. Sean, there was a fire upstairs and I flooded everywhere. So there's downstairs. There's construction going on. If at any time you hear a lot of it. It sounds just like standard New York City. Yeah, it's a street fair. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah, it's perfect. The shit you get used to like hearing when you live in this city. Yeah, it's like, yeah, my cousin Vinnie. Like apparently the other night there was thunder. Yes. I don't know because I slept through it because I grew up in the south where it's thunderstorms all time. Oh, really? But I'm like, I've heard people talking about all day yesterday, like, man, the thunder. |
| 0:41.1 | I'm like, the thunder. |
| 0:39.1 | Yeah. because I grew up in the south where it's thunderstorms all time. Oh, really? But I'm like, I've heard people talking about all day yesterday. |
| 0:54.5 | Like, man, the thunder. I'm like, the thunder. Yeah. You know, what about all the other shit you hear in the middle of the night? What about the cat? The, the pregnant cat. Yeah, the cat howls and the people on the streets. The screams for hell. Oh, sometimes like I live in a part of Brooklyn Where it sounds like |
| 0:55.3 | They're just ramming 18 wheelers into one another But they're just They're like Hooking them up to other eight You know what I'm saying? Oh really They're hooking shit up To be like Pull this away off into the night But it's so goddamn loud Is it me? Was that me? What? Did I just do you? |
| 1:09.0 | Pull this away off |
| 1:10.4 | into the night. |
| 1:10.8 | Into the night. |
| 1:11.5 | It's me calling him. |
| 1:12.7 | Cha! |
| 1:13.2 | Cha! |
| 1:13.8 | The fucking cattle. Is it me? Was that me? What? Did I just do you? That sounds like... Pull this way off into the night. |
| 1:11.3 | Into the night. |
| 1:12.8 | It's me calling him tired. Cha! |
| 1:13.2 | Cha! |
| 1:13.6 | There's fucking cattle. |
| 1:25.4 | Cattle around it. Yeah. Are you... Man, you might be one of those people where people talk... Is that happening to you? Well, when people talk... Especially here, I bet. That way. People talk to you and just like absorb your accent? |
| 1:26.2 | Yeah, all the time. |
| 1:29.3 | Yeah, I'm going to try not to. I'm going to actively talk against it. |
| 1:46.7 | No, it's fine. It's good. Do it. Wait, I like how this was breaking news, by the way, the Chappelle thing, but it's already an edited fucking clip on the internet with 37,000 views. It's already got 2 million views. Oh, 2 million views. I'm sorry, 37,000 likes. The world we live in now, the news is literally an hour and a half. |
| 2:03.0 | Also, like, I know, it's like, let's go. All right. I watched a shitload of footage on this last night. Oh, you did. Just because I was like, you know. You were still awake. I was awake and I was on fucking TikTok. You were? Fucking TikTok. What are you doing on TikTok? Get out of there, Sean. Get the fuck out of there. It is heroin. |
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