Miss Fit toys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey everybody. Right, Abe is dug, and I love

movies. Coming to you once again from one of my favorite spots, Helium Comedy Club.

It's a gas in Portland, Oregon.

It's Sunday December 6, 2015. Let me see some name tags, Bridgetown. I know you got a lot of good ones.

I know I won't be able to see many of them pass the couple of front rows.

Oh, that's pretty go Ben her because your name is Ben. Your name is Go Ben? What the fuck?

What kind of name is Go Ben? Is that a name anybody else has? It's just you. Your parents were just like Go Ben.

Or was it something that was being yelled at your mom's vagina as you were being born?

You can do it. Go Ben. Get out of there. X Matina. That's nice. That actress, Alicia Vikander.

She just won some critics award for Best Supporting Robot. I am all about it.

The Italian Rob and then a giant, a big red fist attached to that. I don't know what that's about.

Joel versus the volcano. You've got a volcano vaporizer on the thing. What is that? A box? You're holding? What is it?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, why do I just make a sign when I can attach it to a box? Yeah. I like it.

Is that Jeff Tate like in a wig? It's Meg Ryan. Is Jeff Tate? Well, if he were here today, he would definitely pick that name tag.

Cinema Paradixie. Oh, your name's Dixie. Dixie and Go Ben. Well, everybody, great job.

I see a clockwork orange over there. That's always a good one. 2000 miles to Graceland. And your name's Grace. 3000.

What? 3000 Niles. 3000 Niles? Because your name is Niles? That is getting tricky.

Because it's already with Graceland. They've already got a name in there, Grace. And you went that extra mile, extra Nile.

I mean, the other way around. Scratch that reverse it. Doug's blogs. Douglas movies is coming to San Diego, Sacramento, San Francisco, Seattle.

I can't get enough of cities to begin with S. Austin has an S in it. For more info, go to Douglasmoves.com. That's Douglasmoves.com.

And the 12 guests of Christmas East Coast edition should be available for two bucks on iTunes any minute now.

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