Sean Bean Quest

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Leisure, Games

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2014

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Last month Grant Howitt Kickstarted a silly RPG called Goblin Quest. A game where players take the role of a steady stream of goblins trying to compete banal tasks, but mostly just dying along the way.

This week Grant sent us a preview of one of the variants in the back of the book, titled "Sean Bean Quest". The less you know about this the better. Just hit play and enjoy Matt, Paul and Quinns approaching never-before-seen levels of silliness.

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0:00.0	Hello everybody and welcome to Shut Up and Sit Down Play.
0:03.8	Goblin Quest. Now here's the situation that you are in dear reader.
0:07.9	I'm here with Matt Lease and Paul Dean.
0:11.2	Hello, I almost said hello for Matt Lease.
0:13.3	I don't know why. Paul, you're not me.
0:16.1	That's fine.
0:17.3	No, don't do that thing where you wear my skin and welcome to the professional podcast of
0:23.1	Shut Up and Sit Down. So Goblin Quest is an independent paper RPG.
0:26.3	It's not out yet. You can pre-order it, but it was taken to our attention
0:29.7	because of an alternate play mode called Sean Bean Quest.
0:33.8	And when I read about this, I knew he had to play it as early as fast as possible.
0:37.2	So I actually got in touch with the author.
0:38.5	So Goblin Quest, this game he's working on, is based on a game called Cobald,
0:41.4	it's not based on, but a sort of modern update.
0:44.2	You can't ignore that. Where players actually have multiple crap creatures.
0:47.7	Cobalds took my baby. Cobalds ate stole?
0:50.6	It's all a bit dodgy and old. So it's been updated in Goblin Quest,
0:54.9	where you all play five goblins in a kind of awful thing.
0:57.4	Try to do a quest where your goblins can and will die routinely.
1:01.5	I'm going to skip over that and take a straight to the mode that we're giving us about.
1:05.5	So I'm just going to read this out.
1:09.0	You might think Sean Bean is just an actor.
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