Seal Team Sucks pt. 1 w/ John McKeever

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We are blessed to have the brains behind virtually every cool thing the squad has done over the years with none other than John McKeever. Sure, we get into Uncle Daycare behind the scenes shit, but we make time to discuss the most pressing issue of the night: an entire Navy Seal team dedicated to sucking their own dicks to accomplish missions. Also, check out Part 2 of this episode on Patreon to see a deleted scene from Uncle Daycare that was too hot for the Tube.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do dumb.
0:03.5	Hi, I'm Mike Rowe, and it's come to my attention that my podcast, the way I heard it with
0:07.7	Mike Rowe, has been downloaded 400 million times.
0:11.9	Now, I realize there are other podcasts out there that have been downloaded more than
0:15.4	mine, but still 400 million.
0:17.3	It's a lot of downloads, and I was hoping that you'd make it 400 million and one.
0:22.6	No pressure. I know there's only so much time in your day and lots of other terrific podcasts to listen
0:27.7	to, but since you haven't skipped over this commercial yet, let me just tell you that the way
0:32.0	I heard it with Mike Rowe is not like the other podcast. And if you are, in fact, the 401 millionth download, I can't say with any
0:41.2	certainty precisely what you'll hear. All I know for sure is that only one person will be
0:46.9	responsible for 401 million downloads of the way I heard it with Mike Roe. And on behalf of everyone
0:52.5	at the way I heard it with Mike Roe, especially me, Mike Roe,
0:56.9	I sure hope that person is you.
0:59.6	Yes.
1:00.5	Hell yeah.
1:01.1	I thought you spilled something.
1:03.5	Yeah.
1:04.4	Are we good?
1:06.0	Yeah, we're good.
1:06.6	Whoopsie.
1:08.0	No, just keep going.
1:09.2	Oh, God, no.
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