But basically, I need to change all the names, all the boats, all the sizes, all the years because I'm not wanting to get assassinated.

Natalia, you write that book. I will buy that book.

And I love that you leap-progged lawsuit to assassination because these are the kinds of people that you're dealing with.

Welcome aboard another brand spanking new C-Ret interview. We are joined today. Oh, I should say. I'm Dylan, settled up next to Pat.

Hey, how are you?

I'm good. Good. We're joined today by none other than the interim chief stew herself, one Natalia. Thank you very much for joining us.

Thank you for having this little say-rat.

Yeah.

Long time coming, we've been trying to snag this white whale because she is, while she is an interim chief stew, it's tough to get the chief stews on the podcast.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're of a royal guard.

The Praetorian Guard protects them.

What's the Praetorian Guard? I don't know. Is that a Star Wars thing?

No, no, they took it and they repurposed it for Star Wars, but it's actually a guard that protected like Roman emperors, I believe.

Got it. And one counter in the Roman Empire column for the podcast. So we have so many questions. We have fan questions.

But we start every interview with this question. Pat, go ahead.

So Natalia, how'd you end up on the show?

How'd you get on the show, Natalia?

Oh, well, I did eight years in New York and then I got reached out a couple times on Facebook by, I think, the talent recruiter.

And then it was during COVID and I was locked in Perth and I was like, I think it's time for me to spread my wings and get overseas back again.

So, yeah, I kind of just followed it up. I actually did my interview with the whole production team while sitting in the bathroom of a charter I was on.

I've seen on the toilet folding the toilet row showing like they're trying to show off to the mean that look, I can fold the toilet row in five different folds sitting on a toilet having my first interview with the recruitment company.

Yeah, well, now we do reunions from those places.

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