SEA CAPTAIN

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Arts, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Sea Captain Chelsea Peretti hosts the 3rd ep in the reboot of her call-in podcast. Kojak is there and participatory. We are the chompions of the World.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:03.0	I can't believe this worked.
0:08.0	I can't believe it works. I can't believe it works either.
0:10.0	Unbelievable.
0:12.0	Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
0:14.0	How are you?
0:16.0	Are you wearing sweats?
0:20.0	One sec, I'm at work.
0:22.0	I'm running away to hide.
0:25.9	This would be a bad time to hang up, right?
0:29.6	When you're on the run, mid stride.
0:32.4	Are you wearing sweats? I'm on the run mid stride are you wearing sweats I'm on the run are you on are you
0:36.8	oh man I feel bad feel bad she's running, but I got to find someone wearing sweats.
0:45.5	Hello?
0:46.5	Hello?
0:48.5	Are you wearing sweat pants, a sweatsuit, or sweats of any kind of hoodie?
0:52.4	I can be, do you want me to be?
0:56.0	Hmm, this ain't that kind of party.
0:59.0	Two clicks and you're out.
1:02.0	A simple two-click system.
1:07.0	Hello. Are you wearing sweat? Hello?
1:13.0	Are you wearing sweats?
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