SE5 EP67: Dave Fulton
What's Upset You Now?
Carousel Studios
4.6 • 629 Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ ? minutes
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S05E67 - Dave Fulton
In this episode Seann Walsh and Paul Mccaffrey are joined by comedian Dave Fulton to moan about the difference between England and the United States.
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| 0:00.0 | Race the rudder, raise the sails, raise the sales! |
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| 0:26.7 | That's LinkedIn.com slash lead. Terms and conditions apply. What's upset you now? |
| 0:44.3 | Hi, my name's Dave Fulton, and I hate English people. |
| 0:47.3 | Oh, sorry. |
| 0:48.2 | Is this recording? |
| 0:49.0 | Is it happening now? |
| 0:49.9 | Oh, man. |
| 0:50.6 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:51.8 | Can we do this again? |
| 0:52.9 | What? |
| 1:13.4 | What an open? What? Yeah. Wow. Set his stall out early doors. So go on. As an American that chose to move here, do carry on. No. Whoa. Whoa. Back up. Not too shy. Back up. I did not choose to move here this was a complete actual i've never had i've never had i've never had any career goals uh shone and paul it was |
| 1:19.7 | wasn't i don't i'm not one of these five-year plan guys okay if i had a five-year plan |
| 1:24.6 | welcome to the club if i'd be dancing with the stars, okay? |
| 1:31.1 | So, um, no, me, I, real quick, a background, um, I came here complete back. Um, I came here complete |
| 1:38.9 | by accident. Two comedians recommended me. One was a guy named Greg Proops as another guy was a... From whose lot is it anyway. Exactly. Another guy was a comic named Mitch Headburn. Yeah. Nice. And Mitch had had the best. Greg was like, you know, hey, yeah, you gotta come out. You got an act. So he gave me, first name he gave me. It was a comedy store, you know, and Dawn and all that. And then Mitch Headberg came out and did a show. And he was, he and I were buddies, he's tilting for me. He was a comedy store, you know, in Dawn and all that. And then Mitch Hedberg came out and did a show. |
| 2:02.0 | And he was, he and I were buddies. He's told him for me. And I go, back in the day, and I go, hey, Mitch, how was London? He goes, oh, man, they weren't getting my jokes. I think it was going over their head. I think they needed simple comedy, you know, easy jokes. Then he paused and went, you should go there. |
| 2:01.9 | The simple. he needed simple comedy, you know, easy jokes. Then he paused and went, you should go there. |
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