SE5 EP51: Damo Clark

What's Upset You Now?

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4.6 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2023

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S05E51 - Damo Clark

In this episode Seann Walsh and Paul Mccaffrey are joined by comedian Damo Clark to moan about people who say www, Coffee pods and missing flights.

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0:00.0	What's upset you now?
0:14.2	People who still say www.
0:17.0	We rack off.
0:20.0	That is me.
0:39.4	Like, it's still happening. It's still, It's on the, it's on, do you do this, Paul? Yeah, I can't help it. What do you mean? Why not like, it's always, you're either on the whole. So that's, uh, W, W, W, W dot. Like, first of all, I don't even know why that even caught on in the first place, because it's quicker to say World Wide Web. Like, that's quicker than WW. But like, I'm on, you know,
0:44.9	you're on hold. So what, why do you shorten things to make him longer? Like, that doesn't
0:49.9	make any sense. Unless, unless, unless, and like, unless your mate's name is John and you just call him Jono, that is longer. But, I mean, fair enough. But it's not like a whole W longer. Yes. And like, like, you're on hold. And they go, now go to our website, which is where you got your bloody number from in the first place. So of course it,, and it's like, you're wasting time. What's the website? Has anyone ever typed something
1:16.7	in? You don't have to type them in. You don't have to type www.com. If you just type in
1:21.7	bowls.com, balls.com will come up. You don't need the w's. It's like, what is this, 1987? Yeah, they may as well go, https. Semi-colon slash slash, like, you know, if you either read the whole thing out or not at all. Like, it's, I don't know why that does my head in so much, but it's, but now you don't have to... It's crazy. Now there's not dot co.
1:44.4	UK.
1:43.7	You know, it can be like dot triple X. Don't know why I thought of triple X first. Is it? Really? You can have dot anything. Did you not know that? You'll have to forgive my total stupidity here. But what is... What is the dot... What the bit that's the other side of the dot, like com or whatever, what is that?
2:01.7	That is the dot, what the bit that's the other side of the dot, like com or whatever, what is that? That is the...
2:04.6	That's not stupid. That is not stupidity.
2:09.8	I thought that that was country dependent.
2:13.7	I thought dot com was America.
2:15.3	Dot co.uk was England.
2:16.8	Dot A.U was Australia. Dot A.U. was Australia.
2:19.9	Well, those things are still true, but now you can have dot anything, so you can have Paul McCaffrey dot cheese.
2:27.6	I'd have Paul McCaffrey dot Paul McCaffrey.
2:31.5	Just to really hammer it home.
2:35.5	You're getting more back for your buck that way, aren't you?
2:38.5	Maybe you can choose anything, and you still choose.
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