'Scuse Fingers, with Desiree Burch

Drunk Women Solving Crime

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True Crime, Crime, Funny, Women, Scam, Murder, Unknown, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This week's second drop sees the mirth continue as Desiree Burch pops in to help our hosts get to the bottom of a crime involving one cheesy crook, while also giving props to the short kings of the world.

Before all that, Desiree talks about being victim of a very 'London' scam artist, which is a rite of passage for anyone settling in the smoke.

Lastly, we hear from a listener who had to deal with an intruder who could be stalking one of the UK's biggest comedians but seems to be looking in all the wrong places.

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0:00.0	If you're sad to see the night's drawing in and the day is getting chilly,
0:03.4	don't be, because we're doing some live shows in October, November and December, 2025.
0:08.7	That's right, we'll be at the Museum of Comedy in London on Thursday the 16th of October.
0:13.8	At Watford Palace Theatre on Saturday the 15th of November.
0:17.4	And we're back in my neck of the woods for a Christmas extravaganza at Brighton
0:21.7	Comedia on Monday the 15th of December. Tickets are available now and each show is a double
0:27.3	record so you'll get to see two cases, two guests and have two opportunities to tell your
0:31.7	own true crime stories for some drunk women solving crime coasters. What a time to be alive. So get your tickets now to avoid some serious FOMO.
0:40.6	That's right, because FOMO is a no-go.
0:42.7	Nice.
0:43.2	Very, very, very nice.
0:45.4	So nice.
0:46.3	The nicest.
0:50.2	Roof Man in Cinemas Now, starring Channing Tatum and Kirsten Dutz.
0:54.0	I robbed 45 McDonald's, and I've been living in a toy store for six months.
0:57.6	Based on actual events.
0:59.0	He's a very smart individual.
1:00.5	I'm not a bad guy. I just made some bad choices.
1:04.2	Very entertaining. Four stars. Empire.
1:07.3	Roof Man in Cinemus Now, Sur 15.
1:10.0	There aren't many places where people living with cancer can just spend time together,
1:16.0	where everyone knows what it's like and no one has to pretend.
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