An entitled ex-psycho boyfriend cheats on my best friend in a way that has completely ruined her. So I decide to get revenge by downloading a dating app and effectively catfishing this guy in a way that he will never forget. Here's what happened. Okay, so this story happened about two years ago. A girlfriend in mine had just broken up with a real piece of garbage, and I'm going to call this guy Chris because that's the name that he gave to someone, but honestly, who knows if it's even real? To start things out, Chris was an absolute piece of garbage. He was emotionally manipulative and a pathological liar. She picked up on it fairly early and ended it after a few weeks when she found out that he was living with his girlfriend and his five-year-old daughter. Now, I told the story to a coworker and a mutual friend over lunch, and I show her the pictures that my friend had sent me when they first got together. Well, when I show her this, her eyes bug out of her head, and she immediately sends a text to another friend of hers. This girl number two dated him for several months, about a year and a half prior, and she's been in therapy ever since. He didn't give her the benefit of a reason to dump him and instead just ghosted. He had given her a fake name and a fake job, and she couldn't figure out what had happened to him. She then sends back a bunch of pictures of the two of them, and it's definitely the same guy. And she thought that maybe he had passed away. Now this this coworker gossips like crazy, so she sinks her teeth into this and gallops off into the sunset. Normally, this is irritating. But honestly, screw this guy, because her CIA skills uncover more people. There's a third woman who was sleeping with him around the same time my friend was, and she brings in a fourth woman. The last girl was

from several years ago, probably around when his original girlfriend was pregnant. Those two knew each other,

and actually had a conversation about if it was okay to sleep with your friend's ex several years later.

They didn't know about the original girlfriend, or my friend who dumped him the most recently. He

basically just wipes himself from social media

every six months or so and just starts fresh. So this most recent woman, woman number three,

has HSV2 and said he wasn't even remotely concerned about the possibility of transmission.

So now everyone has to get tested. So anyways, I get a little bit high one evening and I decided

to download Tinder. And truly,

big shout out to the internet for providing me with quality fake pictures. Also, to my husband

for providing a bio from across the room where he was sitting on his game and enabling my

petty BS much more than he probably should have. Well, I swipe on this guy almost immediately.

He was like the third or fourth person. He matches back

within five minutes and is clearly down for anything. So, I told him I was working in a town about an hour and a half north, staying at a hotel, while also saying what a bummer it was that he wasn't closer. And it was right then that my edible kicks in hard, and I put my phone away and we go to bed. Now, it's about 10 o'clock on a Tuesday night

in January in northern Canada. There's mountains of snow and ice all over the place. I figure that he

would just get frustrated that I was far away, and maybe I'd get some slightly annoyed comments

to screenshot and send to my friend. And I really didn't think this through, because how could

someone not see through it? Well, he went. He left and drove an hour and a half to arrive at like 11.30 at night for a girl who

literally doesn't exist. I woke up the next morning to a dozen or so messages on that account

that got progressively more pathetic and whiny as he dealt with a front desk. He eventually got fed up

and called the German model

whose picture that I stole an ugly jerk, who was probably just busy with some other guy and that I would miss out, and that if I ever wanted to level up with a real man, then I should let him know. I sent him a thumbs up emoji, I screen capped it, and then I sent it to my friend. Then, after that, I deleted the profile. Now, I have a

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