Scuffles and The Sock Pocket

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The Bit: Phil visits Dr. ASMR for an ear ache. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley review feedback on the "mask" rant from episode 11, Bryan reminisces about the Masters and the unfortunate puppy his roommate abandoned during one trip to Augusta National. Also, Ron Jeremey is officially a creep in the eyes of the law, baby showers can be rowdy and Bryan gives a Social Studies lesson on a subject he knows little about...this and more on Ep#12 of The Commercial Break. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383 LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube New episodes every Monday, Wednesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh man, I gotta make an appointment for my ears hurting so bad it's been hurting for weeks.
0:13.9	Jesus, Jones, okay, let's see here. Let's get on the Google search.
0:20.6	Dr. Four easy listening. I think that's how you do it.
0:28.3	And go. Go Google. Okay, thank you. Hey, or someone, Dr. Asmer ASMR.
0:38.3	That's an interesting name. Must be Portuguese or something. Okay, let's read the review.
0:44.8	Dr. Asmer is a fine piece. Huh, that's an interesting review. I guess that's one way to look at it.
0:54.9	Here's another one. Dr. Asmer is amazing. I really enjoyed the end of the session.
1:02.0	The end of the session. I didn't know a doctor's appointment was called a session today.
1:07.0	You know, the world is an upside down top satirvy place. Well, I guess this is good as any.
1:12.5	Gotta get this ear fixed. Uh, let's make an appointment Tuesday at 2 30. Okay, see you then, Dr.
1:20.8	Asmer. Thanks, Google machine.
1:27.2	Welcome to the doctor's office. Yeah, I'm here for my 2 30 appointment with Dr. Asmer.
1:34.2	Do you need my insurance card? Nope. Don't take insurance here, sweetie.
1:38.7	Not that kind of doctor. Okay, well, I guess that's that. Oh, pay in cash, please.
1:43.9	Okay, take a seat. She'll be with you in one moment.
1:47.6	Hey you, Mr. Thompson. The doctor will see you now. Room number 12.
1:56.0	Hello. Welcome. Hey, Doc. Thanks very much. Nice to meet you.
2:00.1	My name is Dr. Antony. Please have a seat.
2:03.6	I'm the sink. It's a little tight. Yes, as you can see, we don't have a much space.
2:09.2	I did notice that. Is this a broom closet or something?
2:12.9	Okay, so today we have a cranial nerve examination. Is this correct?
2:17.9	Well, I have an earache. Okay. Yeah, that's what you're talking about.
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