Summary
Dave is laundering lint into wife beaters tank tops. Jeff tries to re-salt your salivary glands, mid-drink. Ana is scrapping together a dating app for people with only an hour to spare.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:07.8 | This ain't that long-term vision and ambassador. |
| 0:11.0 | This is time to get that cake quicker than sexton. |
| 0:13.7 | If you're about that, that's money sensation. |
| 0:16.0 | It's time to open up your ears to Twin Ovation. |
| 0:22.6 | Howdy folks and welcome to Twin Ovation. Howdy folks and welcome to Twin Ovation, the podcast for your schemes, your dreams, your misdemean, your cons, your Chris, your hustles. |
| 0:31.5 | Any way you're making that money, we're here to help you. |
| 0:35.0 | And as always, I'm joined by my nifty, shifty, evil twin brother. |
| 0:41.2 | El Jaffe the chef A. Jeff Rosenberg! |
| 0:46.1 | And in the room across the hallway from me, I can smell her stink from here because she's wearing the stinkiest perfume I've ever |
| 0:59.1 | smelt and I can't even smell. |
| 1:01.4 | She's Dame Vaughn stink pants. |
| 1:05.3 | Oh, David, enough, enough of that. |
| 1:08.9 | I'm not wearing any kind of perfume, and I would never smell bad. |
| 1:13.2 | Especially not compared to you. |
| 1:16.0 | Oh my God. |
| 1:17.3 | If we're going to give nicknames, let's change your name to Mothball. |
| 1:21.6 | I'm happy you brought that up, actually. |
| 1:23.8 | Mothman. |
| 1:24.7 | Exactly, the Mothman. |
| 1:26.4 | That actually compliments. Except that makes you Exactly. The Mothman. That actually compliments. |
| 1:28.4 | Except that makes you sound cool instead of literally smelling like the smell of rot. |
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