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Cadillac Jack - My Second Act

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Cadillac Jack - My Second Act

Hans Appen

News, Music, Music Commentary, Entertainment News

2.4530 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

It's the 4th "Explicit" show in a row here on the Cadillac Jack: My Second Act podcast. That's why this episode starts with the question of "What would Cadillac Jack do for $100?" The answers will… probably not surprise you. 

The middle segment covers the international Tennifer news. Or as Matt Damon calls it, "a really fascinating story." You'll hear about Jennifer Anniston, Alex Rodriguez and the pining heart of Cadillac Jack. Signed, your friend Ben Affleck. 

On the following segment, Caddy and Donna get tipped to the 5-part Luke Bryan documentary scheduled for later in the year. It reminds them both of a great story from terrestrial radio where Caddy got his handyman on. Well, sorta. It's all greek to a me. On a related note, we talk about why there is really a gas shortage. "What did they think would happen when they hacked our pumps?" At least the hackers apologized. How kind of them. To round it out, we hit some Riff Raff that you don't need. Especially if you have a thirsty dog. Seriously. Do not listen if you have any furry animals. 

(Please, look for Morgan Wallen. Give him a hug. Then tell us where he is. 7704646024.)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Someone should start a rumor of a shortage of jobs so everyone will panic and get one.

0:06.0

Why is there suddenly a gas shortage and what is a colonial pipeline?

0:10.0

The conversation is coming up.

0:12.0

My name is Cadillac Jack.

0:25.9

I joined Atlanta Radio when I was 19 years old, put in a loyal 26 years.

0:30.9

Welcome to my second act.

0:32.4

My name's Don, and I'm Caddy's wife.

0:34.2

Okay, you know how when you're like, okay, a night I scroll around on like Facebook

0:39.2

or Instagram. It's like kind of my scrolling time. George Lottery, Digit Games. Yes, I'll be

0:43.5

landing in bed, my little glasses on. I'm just sort of scrolling, scroll, scrolling, scroll,

0:46.7

scrolling. I wonder if, and everybody who's listening probably already knows this, and this is

0:52.1

going to be really stupid, but can you scroll anonymously? Because when the little blue dot comes up and people know you're live, then they start texting, like messaging you. On what platform? Like Instagram or Facebook. I didn't know people could tell you're on it. Yes. If you have like the little blue dot, it means that you're live on there now. You're hot. You're hot. hot mic. And I don't want to be a hot mic. Like, I don't want, this is the end of my day. This is my mindless brain time. I don't want to be messaging. I don't want to be delivering messages to you like I'm a medium. You know, like I'm Miss Cleo or something. because then I've got these people who reach out to you, who you don't reach back out to, who then reach out to me to get me to get you to reach out to them. What are you talking about? I am, I'm like Miss Cleo. Or like Teresa from Long Island. He reached out to me yesterday at noon. We're not talking about him. There's some other people. to his text text. Who? I don't know. Just if you're slow on the trigger. Okay. Listen, I'll get to you when I get to you. Granddaddy was stalking me. Okay. For his Christmas chat. I knew on Facebook people could tell. I didn't know. I didn't know about Instagram.

2:01.0

Yeah,

2:01.8

they can tell if you're live,

2:02.3

if you're hot.

2:15.1

So if you are able to scroll privately, let us know. Yanonymously. Carl maybe knows that. You know that? Anonymously. Anonymously. Anonymously. Anonymously. All right. Okay. Is that what you got? That's what I got.

2:15.4

Okay.

2:22.7

Did you know that Saturday you can get your coronavirus vaccine and you can drive your truck or your Toyota Camry around Talladega Super Speedway?

2:27.0

I am so excited.

2:28.9

Here's what's happening.

2:30.5

It's like, let's make a deal.

2:33.4

There are companies and there are people and there are businesses

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