Scripting the most regular weekend of Premier League football possible
For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive
The Athletic
4.8 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller put together the most textbook Premier League weekend schedule: from Friday night under the lights at the Emirates, the most Saturday 12.30pm kick-off possible, Manchester City 5 Burnley 0, the phantom untelevised 2pm Sunday game that you’d actually rather be watching instead, futile calls for refereeing consistency and...Monday night under the lights at Goodison.
One regular weekend of Premier League. That's all we ask. Could one day happen.
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| 0:00.0 | The Athletic. |
| 0:04.9 | I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like. |
| 0:10.4 | Is Gas going to have a crack? |
| 0:12.1 | He is, you know. |
| 0:12.9 | Oh, he's there. |
| 0:15.6 | Brilliant. |
| 0:18.8 | He's ran the goalkeeper! |
| 0:21.1 | He's done it! |
| 0:22.7 | Absolutely incredible! |
| 0:24.7 | He launched himself six feet into the crowd, and Kung Fu kicked. |
| 0:30.8 | A supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of an out giving him lip. |
| 0:35.4 | Oh, I say! |
| 0:37.3 | It's amazing! He does it tame, and tame, giving him lip. Oh, I say, it's amazing. |
| 0:38.4 | It does it tame and tame and tame again. |
| 0:41.4 | Frank up the music, charge a glass. |
| 0:45.3 | This nation is going to dance all night. |
| 0:49.6 | Friday night under the lights at the Emirates, |
| 0:52.1 | the holy trinity of lighthearted football focus |
| 0:54.5 | interview questions, the most Saturday 12.30pm kickoff possible, Manchester City 5, Burnley |
| 1:00.9 | Nill, mild, rainy chaos in the 530 game, match of the day montages, the phantom untelevised |
| 1:07.9 | 2pm Sunday game that you'd actually rather be watching instead, |
| 1:11.4 | futile calls for referee inconsistency, and Monday night under the lights at Goodison. |
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