Ladies and gentlemen, one in boys and girls, a dominant man, Aaron, Johnson, Kidding,

copped your whispers and mackentoshes, please, this is the smartest man in the world podcast.

Once again, taking to the air here from the Coddren shores of the Northernmost Climes that the

Proofcast has ever ascended to, once again, we meet you right below where Sadda and his

reindeer play here in the golden pearl of Scandinavia, Oslo Norway, from the club Laka right here,

let's say it's Oslo.

To give you an idea, if you're listening around the world, I know you all have a different

viewpoint on Norway, some people think, well, that's where the oil comes from, and other

people think, well, that's where they told the rest of Europe to go, get fucked, we have

enough money.

We don't need you anymore, and we don't care if Portugal sinks into the sea or what

not.

We'll just buy Greece, it'll be fun.

We need somewhere warm to go, that's an island.

We can deal with islands, it's this goddamn fucking ball freezing cold every two seconds.

There's two winters here, right, or two seasons, one winner's green and one winner's white.

That's what John just told me, and you like the white one, because you're fucking perverse.

It's lawless up here, there's nothing going down, but fucking privacy, privateering is

what I meant to say, but also privacy.

People are very shy, they don't come up out here, but they're friendly at the same time.

People are also scrupulously honest with you, it gives me the chance to fuck people over,

like I never have been able to, I've been in New York in Chicago this year, you can't

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