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Music ULLY Unemployed, a show about spooky video games. With your host's Tom and John Ryman.

Hello everyone.

Welcome to another episode of Screamplay, the show about spooky video games.

We're the brothers rhyming.

I'm Tom.

You're John, I think.

Okay.

I believe.

I'll be John today.

Yeah, you can be John today.

We should switch. Dude, I don't know if you can be John today. We should switch.

Dude, I don't know if you're prepared for that.

The medium of radio is the only time we'll ever get to parent trap anyone. You'll miss the hair and the lightness on your feet.

It'd be like a remedial Pokemon transformation.

I'm definitely a, what am I? A jiggly puff. I just fall asleep in the middle of nowhere. I don't know enough Pokemon to know what I would be. Like, I feel like I understand jigglypuff. He just falls asleep. Yeah, I feel like they've got it figured out. Just lay down in the middle of the fight. Like, I don't want to figure any of this stuff out. All of my good old cards are no longer tournament legal. I'm just going to sleep in the middle of the fight. Like, I don't, I don't want to figure any of this, any of this stuff out. All of my good old cards are no longer tournament legal. I'm just going to sleep in the middle of the match. We should probably get started talking about the game that we're going to talk about. That is the subject of this episode. Because we could talk about other games all day long, but we came here to talk about one very specific one, and that

is 2024's Alone in the Dark. This is a remake of an old point-and-click-style adventure game,

but it's also like the fifth remake, I think. This one, this is a property that has been

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