Don't Fear the Reaper, it's a scary movie. Don't fear the Reaper, because you gotta die.

Pino-nino, no-n-no.

What's happening, everybody?

It is I, your horror buff, killer man, bruiser, Holden McNeely.

Stab, stab, Stab, Jake.

And it's I, your final girl wizard, Jake.

I lived thanks to my pluckiness.

My favorite form of Jake is final girl wizard form.

It does sound like something from a JRP.

Yeah, it does.

You fool, I've collected all the crystals.

Now I have become Final Girl.

Final Girl Form.

God layer, Wizard Boy. Final Girl Form, Godlayer Wizard Boy.

Final Girl Forum, God Layer, Wizard Boy is not the episode we're doing this week, though. That we'll have to wait. Dun, dun, done, done. Broom, bum, bum, bum, bum, spooky October. Yeah, by the way, it's spooky October. So if you're listening to this, as it comes out, we are, we have planned, and we'll probably do this every year now, because what a fun thing to do. Every episode in the month of October will be spooky. No, no, no. I'm declaring it right now. We're not doing spooky October every year. Every month, every year gets its own special month. Maybe next year we do Jolly December. And it's all Christmas shit. It's all Christmas shit. Maybe the year after that we do fuck it. It's April. Fuck it. It's April. Easter. No, we'll do Easter. Oh, yeah. He has risen. Funny or Jesus-related content. That would actually be kind of cool. Shit! But not the December. December is not Jesus-related. Absolutely not. We will definitely only be... You said just Christmas, even though you were Jewish, so I've got a shock-fired. It's an emotion. It's a time of family. We'll only be covering movies that come out on the Hallmark Channel during that season.

I would do an episode on what the fuck that the Hallmark channel was.

Jake, what is scream?

Explain to me, caveman holding, what scream is.

Oh, fuck, the Way Way Back Machine has fucked with us in the worst way.

Why did my forehead grow eight sizes just now?

God damn it.

Fuck, okay.

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