It's scary movies get you dragged. Keep you up late night in bed. Here's a podcast that will help you miss your mind.

We'll explain the part. Real nicely and we'll talk about what's frightening so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Oh hello everybody. Welcome to ruin. I'm Halle and I'm Allison and I'm, I apologize for your voice. I sound like I woke up

from the grave, but immediately before recording, which is true. I didn't do that. I mean, I assumed that you sleep

in a coffin. I think I like that kind of vibe. This is, I'm not going to name this person. It is a famous

spooky. I just read a story last night. It was like a famous Hollywood horrible person that is yet to be

brought down. And someone's like, yeah, I heard this rumor about them that we, you know, they were

drunk at a party and they fell asleep, but they had tied a balloon to his penis. And when he fell

asleep, I kept hitting him in the face. And everyone there was like, what are you talking about?

Gravity. What do you mean, fell asleep? Like standing up, walking around densely.

Like, and it was like the person had never thought like, oh yeah, that story doesn't make any

physical sense. Like, I mean, I guess I could see if he tied a, like, balloon with some helium

in it or whatever through this. Great. Here's my, here's my, please, deep physics knowledge coming

into play finally. No, I don't know anything about science or math. But if he tied a balloon,

if he was lying down and tied a balloon to his penis that did that was like floating in the air

and over time was losing air and if and like not deflating, but like, you know, when they like,

it's no longer up. It's like on the floor. I could see it maybe being that. There we go. That's

just a story about a balloon, deflating. Yeah, it sounds like you read that pool party else.

It was me. Yeah. Also, it was me the whole time. That's a great reveal. Yeah.

For every story. In case we didn't mention before, this is a podcast we wrote horror movies.

Yeah, I know that that might not be particularly clear from this opening.

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