Scratcher in the Rye

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2013

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Cash and TJ talk about stationary unicycles, business card cemeteries, Wolfgang Puck, prénatal vitamins, Captian Ahab, whale face, hemlock shots, hand washing, iPhone coasters, and ask the question, "What is your spirit liquor?" This episode will lick your soul, listen from the back of a banana seat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nurdist.com.
0:05.0	Answertist.com.
0:08.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.6	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching in with T.J Miller.
0:35.0	But da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Bada, bahada, bahada, bahada, bahada, bahada, bahada, bahada, bahada, bahada, bahada.
0:50.4	Welcome to caching in, I'm cash levy.
0:52.0	I'm a little depressed right now, I'm not going to lie to you.
0:54.0	I don't have a guest for today's show and as you may have heard this tends to happen a lot of few people have canceled over the last few months. I don't know what it is. Some people think it's my probing,
1:04.6	unrelenting, hard-hitting questions, but then something like today happens.
1:08.2	And I just don't know what to think. I mean, I scheduled this Wolf- Wolf Bang Puck guy.
1:13.2	He's like a, I don't know, he's a musician or something.
1:16.2	I guess today he's like a cook or something, Wolfgang Puck.
1:19.9	And I was just so excited.
1:21.3	I mean, what a wonderful guest and he cancelled apparently heard my
1:25.1	diatribe against salads and he's like the head of a salad lobby and he's got a little
1:31.0	bit of an attitude about it probably has a picture of a lettuce in his kitchen or something
1:36.5	And so I'm just at my house. I don't even feel like why why go to a why even go to a what why even go to a studio why not just lie in bed under the covers just
1:48.1	like Winston Churchill did and we're very similar in a lot of ways and just kind of do the podcast from my bed.
1:57.0	There's no reason to even get out of bed and do this.
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