Scramble The Jets / Unscramble The Porn

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4.6 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Round 1: A video of a woman SCREAMING in a Sam’s Club has gone viral all over the internet and, you guessed it, she is indeed military. Round 2: The US should do whatever we need to in order to hire a Japanese man who figured out how to unscramble and unblur porn. Round 3: Some old ass Air Force bubbas are spilling the beans about how aliens messed with nuclear weapons Round 4: Poland’s Military continues to be a bunch of poor boys who cant even afford religion. Sad. Round 5: An episode of Shark Tank, but for fixing problems in the military? Welcome to Dragon’s Lair 2021

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.1	Spotify and YouTube.
0:06.4	Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.3	Revely, Revely, Revely!
0:11.6	It's the Friday edition here on zero block 30 and today we have five rounds in the magazine.
0:32.8	Round number one, a video of a woman going absolutely bananas in a Sam's club has went viral
0:38.8	over the week.
0:39.8	And you guessed it folks, she's in the military.
0:43.0	How do we know?
0:44.0	She announced it real damn loud in front of everybody.
0:47.4	Just an absolute embarrassment.
0:49.1	Just wait until you haven't heard it.
0:50.8	Wait until you hear it.
0:51.8	It's just one of those moments where you're like, please, like if you're going to yell
0:55.7	at somebody, just don't say you're in the military, please, just yell and just be done
1:00.9	with your yell.
1:01.9	You don't have to put that on there.
1:03.6	Round number two, the US should do whatever it needs to hire a Japanese man who figure
1:09.0	out how to unscramble and unblur their porn.
1:12.0	I don't know if you guys know this or not, but they have in each like a gas station, I
1:16.8	guess 7-Eleven, the equivalent in Japan.
1:19.7	They have all of these magazines that are out and soft core porn is huge in Japan.
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