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SCOTUS To Decide Whether States Can Force Women To Suffer w. Rep. Jasmine Crockett

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4.77.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

California helps Arizonans seeking abortion and local trans kids; SCOTUS hears arguments on emergency abortions; and The Biden administration makes some healthcare moves (patients’ right to privacy, nursing home staffing) in news. Then, Rep. Jasmine Crockett talks Texas B.S. and her cheeky on-the-record comment about Viagra. Next, Kara Klenk joins to discuss how people often don’t understand when a woman is joking. Finally, a very passionate Sani-Petty (boy moms, please…). 

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Show Notes

Rep. Jasmine Crockett—

Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett

Twitter, Instagram

US Rep. Jasmine Crockett warns anti-abortion advocates that Viagra could be next (theGrio 4/16)

 

Kara Klenk—
That's Messed Up: An SUV Podcast

Better Half Comedy (LA)

 

News, etc.—

Biden administration issues new rule to protect privacy of those seeking reproductive health care: ‘No one should have to live in fear’ (CNN 4/22)

Biden administration imposes first-ever staff minimum for nursing homes (WaPo 4/22)

California proposes law to allow Arizona doctors to perform abortions as ban proceeds (NPR 4/22)

California judge sides with AG Rob Bonta over proposed trans youth ballot measure’s title (The Sacramento Bee 4/22)

SCOTUS Has a Chance to Right the Wrong Its EMTALA Ruling Forced (Slate 4/22)

Tavi Gevinson Has More to Say About Taylor Swift (Vulture 4/18

Is it just me or can men just not tell when a woman is joking ? (relevant Reddit thread from r/TwoXChromosomes, three months ago

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.

0:07.0

Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan.

0:10.0

And I'm Alyssa, I don't usually do this, but I want to introduce you to somebody

0:16.2

that I met virtually this week or learned that they existed this week.

0:20.8

His name is Ken Allen, and he was a Bornean

0:24.0

Orangutan who lived in the San Diego Zoo

0:28.0

he was he died at the ripe age of 29

0:32.0

he was born in 1971 and he died in the year 2000 and in

0:37.1

1985 he escaped from his enclosure three times and during his three escapes he according to Wikipedia quote peacefully

0:46.7

strolled around the zoo looking at the other animals he never acted

0:51.2

violent or aggressive.

0:53.0

He escaped from the zoo to look at the rest of the zoo.

0:57.0

What on...

0:58.0

What a hero!

1:00.0

What a good boy!

1:02.0

He was listed by Time magazine in 2011

1:08.0

as one of the top 11 zoo escapes,

1:11.3

which is a thing I just learned.

1:12.6

That's a thing?

1:13.6

Who knew?

1:14.6

Time magazine did it, so it's very serious and important.

1:17.4

But anyway, Ken Allen, the pouring in Orangutan.

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