SCOTUS Scammed Us
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2022
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco discuss the leaked SCOTUS draft decision to overturn Roe v. Wade and the political and emotional fallout. (We’d like the record to show that pro-life old men are extremely creepy!!!) Then Tien Tran and Kiran Deol join to rage and rant about the imminent takedown of Roe, and deconstruct our culture’s obsession with scammers. Plus, I Feel Petty!
Show Notes:
With our constitutionally protected right to abortion under attack, abortion funds are working nonstop to make sure people can still access (and afford) abortion.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:14.0 | Erin I have a question for you this week. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh great got a lot of questions but why don't you go first? |
| 0:20.0 | This one's light-hearted maybe I don't know. How are you going to celebrate |
| 0:25.2 | Mother's Day this year? Well this is my first Mother's Day as a mother. I am going to |
| 0:29.8 | a botanic garden with my husband and baby, but next year I've got some big plans and I wanted to see if you would get in on him with me. |
| 0:37.0 | What are you cooking up my little witch? |
| 0:40.0 | So next year we're going to go door to door to the houses of people who either don't have |
| 0:45.7 | children or don't want children but who are of reproductive age. |
| 0:49.0 | We're hanging Happy Mother's Day banners outside the doors. |
| 0:52.3 | Like it's the Passover and we're trying to trick |
| 0:55.2 | the roving armies of Alito's maternal enforcement squadrons to skip them in |
| 1:00.6 | their annual Why Aren't You a Mother's Day raid. |
| 1:03.6 | That is such a public service you know I'm down and since I'm not a child bearing |
| 1:08.0 | age I've got nothing to do. |
| 1:09.5 | Oh well and then we're cleaning it up afterwards in case it's something that people don't want outside their homes. |
| 1:14.0 | They don't want kids, they probably don't want happy mothers. They better. |
| 1:16.5 | We will show up, hang a banner, take it down when the squadrons pass. |
| 1:21.0 | You won't even know we were there. |
| 1:23.0 | A full service goodwill operation. |
| 1:26.0 | And also next year I will probably be in need of a day |
| 1:29.0 | where I'm not just like, you know, |
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