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🗓️ 12 February 2024
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0:37.0 | I'm sorry, which of us went to law school. We don't have to work with any lawyer we don't want and that means you're fired. |
1:02.0 | Why is it only the witnesses must swear to tell the whole truth? |
1:08.6 | Why isn't the same oath administered to the attorneys. |
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1:33.7 | 1004. Can you believe that the three of us have done a thousand and three |
1:38.3 | episodes before this crazy? I'm Thomas that over there is Matt how you you doing Matt? All right. We're going to be talking about something with the speech to joke ratio is pretty low today, but I'm doing good. Yeah, I do actually want to talk about that and this is certainly an inappropriate positive energy to start the show with. |
1:53.4 | I will blame it on the fact that I'm so happy that returning again due to popular demand is Casey. |
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