Scotty Freaks Out Over a Piece of Candy
Elvis Duran's After Party
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 950 Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Scotty’s in pain, Gandhi’s deep, and everyone else is trying to survive the chaos. The gang talks health scares, hypochondria, and the mindsets they’ve (hopefully) outgrown.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:05.7 | Get your hands together. |
| 0:07.2 | We're going to start to party. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm ready to party. |
| 0:11.1 | The Elvis Duran after party. |
| 0:13.3 | Party. |
| 0:15.5 | Party on my legline. |
| 0:37.5 | You want to go now? Ready now? Dude, fucking go. We've been going. Why are you mad, Scott? You know what? I have a headache today, and all you people are, like, piling on me is making it worse. I'm so sorry. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm right. I've been. What's the headache from? What? What's the headache? Too much sex. I don't know. Are you dying? |
| 0:50.1 | Weather maybe, it's just like a mild sinus thing and it gives me like an eye socket migraine. There's a lot of sinus infections going on. All right, folks, let's do this. Drink the water. |
| 0:50.6 | We're doing it. |
| 0:51.7 | Are you rolling? Oh, I've been. |
| 0:51.9 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:53.8 | You ready? |
| 0:54.7 | Dude, I will kill you. |
| 0:56.3 | We've been rolling this whole, by. Oh, okay. You ready? |
| 0:54.7 | Dude, I will kill you. We've been rolling this whole, by the way, this is the podcast. Oh, great. I'm sure it's so entertaining. Is Scotty the most annoyed person on the show? Yeah, he's like a ball of nerves. You really are. You guys trigger me so easily and I don't know why. Wait, wait, wait. You're good. |
| 1:09.9 | You just trigger everyone in here and then walk away and are like, I don't know. |
| 1:13.4 | Everyone's mad at me. |
| 1:14.1 | You say crazy things. And you know, I noticed lately, like, I thought you would be happier lately because things in life are grand. Well, I'm very happy. I feel like you're very crotchety lately. Here. Here. Yeah. so. I don't know. So you hate us? No, you people sometimes just make me insane. You people. Yeah. You people. Everyone's pulling at a limb. Let me ask you this. Do you think you have any responsibility in any of it? No. Oh, it's just everyone coming at you? So much, so much so fast. Victim. That's right. Okay. All right. Special. Whatever. Okay. Welcome to the after-party podcast. I threw the tiniest. What? I threw the tiniest piece of candy at him the other day. And they caught it on camera. His reaction, you would have thought I shot him in the chest chest you hit me right in my bad spot in my heart |
| 2:03.2 | wait wait wait you've got a bad spot in your heart yes in his head wait since when wait since for years |
| 2:09.8 | piece of candy pierced your skin your sternum and into your wait he was wearing a costume too |
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