Scottish Creatures: Water Horse & Selkies & Nuckelavee, Oh My! | 298
Hysteria 51
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🗓️ 10 August 2022
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
It's time to go back over the pond, and this time we are stopping in Scotland. What cryptids, mythological beasts, and folklore are instore for us this week?? The aquatic kind as we explore all the explore all the things that go SPLASH in the night in the land of bagpipes and haggis. Plus Conspiracy Bot and Flora get along (it's short lived), Brent tried out his Scottish accent (it goes exactly how you think), and things get downright sexy (they don't)! All that and more on the podcast that is in search of a magic bridle for our studio, Hysteria 51
Special thanks to this week’s sources:
Journals
Dennison, W. Traill. “Orkney Folklore. Sea Myths.” The Scottish Antiquary, or, Northern Notes and Queries 5, no. 19 (1891): 130–33.
https://www.jstor.org/stable/25516359
Videos
Blackbriar - Selkie (Official Animated Video) - https://youtu.be/-kZct3JyG1o
Selkie Folke: The Legend of the Selkie Bride - See U in History - https://youtu.be/dyIxCAEdBYo
Websites
Therianthropy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therianthropy
Kelpie - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelpie
Loch Ness Monster - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_Ness_Monster
Myths Fandom - https://mythus.fandom.com/wiki/Nuckelavee
Nuckelavee - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuckelavee
TV Tropes - https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nuckelavee
Ceasg - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceasg
Wikiwand - https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Ceasg
Culloden Battlefield - https://cullodenbattlefield.wordpress.com/2019/06/18/the-ceasg-the-saltire-and-the-thistle-more-scottish-legends/
Orkneyjar - http://www.orkneyjar.com/folklore/nuckle.htm#:~:text=The%20Nuckelavee%20was%20a%20creature,from%20which%20he%20rarelyt%20rested.
Historic UK - https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/The-Kelpie/#:~:text=But%20what%20are%20'kelpies'%3F,the%20shape%20of%20a%20horse.
Music
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Dar Golan (https://dargolan-free.com)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the 4th hand protection. |
| 0:02.9 | They say I'm disturbed. |
| 0:04.9 | From city to setting an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:07.8 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:10.9 | Will you always fool us? I'm not traiting! |
| 0:13.8 | This is hysteria. |
| 0:15.5 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 0:18.5 | Brain has gone. |
| 0:19.8 | This is hysteria 51. |
| 0:24.1 | The truth is out there. |
| 0:25.5 | It's alive. |
| 0:26.8 | But you won't find it here. |
| 0:28.8 | They're coming for you. |
| 0:30.0 | Look, that comes one of them now. |
| 0:36.5 | Welcome in hysteria nation to a backpipe filled romp for Scottish creatures. |
| 0:41.9 | You aren't really playing backpipe music in this episode, are you? |
| 0:45.0 | Well, that's pins. Do you like it? |
| 0:48.4 | Yes. |
| 0:49.2 | I don't believe you. Cue the music. |
| 0:56.8 | You can go straight to hell. |
| 0:58.8 | Already there, bitch. |
| 1:00.4 | Already there. |
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