It's time now for the chipping forecast from various travels.

Like Avengers assemble, we're gathering. Chippers assemble.

I've been over in Northern Ireland. Ian Carter, special guest, has been in the north of Scotland.

Eddie Pepperel has been in Portugal, although he didn't want to be any more specific than that, before telling us that he was in Villamura at the Crown Plaza Hotel Room 1137.

And he is actually now on his travels again in another hotel in Turkey somewhere. Where are you, Eddie Pepperl?

I am in Antalya at the... Oh, well, I won't say where I am this week, but it's basically

300 yards from the golf course, so it wouldn't be hard to figure out. But lovely hotel,

lovely golf course. I've only been here once before. So nice to be back in Turkey.

Yeah, actually, we did know what it was.

I was just doing that for the benefit of the listeners.

But because we connected a wee while ago as scheduled,

and Eddie was in his room.

And the Wi-Fi was beyond Premier Inn standards.

It was so bad that you're now in a business centre.

So are people printing things? I like business centres in hotels because I like the idea that people are doing business. It's a particularly small business centre. There's only three computers and a printer. But it's probably one of the most expensive hotels we've ever stayed in, and the only time the internet has never worked. But we do get it's all inclusive for the food and there's a chocolate oh yeah you talked about that oh yeah i've already been down to to suss it out looks fantastic even james it's so it's a chocolate bar or chocolate fountain chocolate no it's like in fact i've had the nicest hotel welcome ever had a glass of sparkling rosé and some uh chocolate. The strawberries dipped in chocolate,

which then harden around the outside, which you get in Go-Diva. I don't if you've had a Goodiva. I think it's Go-Diva. Oh, Godiva. Godiva. I don't know. Maybe if it's named after Lady Godiva. Oh, naked lady on horse. Wonderful. Anyway, how are you guys? How's your trips away being? Oh good. Well, we want to, we're going to talk about our trips away, but we think in order of priority, Ian, top trip away is Tom Lewis's stank do, surely.

I think it has to be, especially having seen some photographic evidence that was posted on our WhatsApp group.

Tom and a frog.

It was quite the boy's trip. Yes, how was it? So this was a golf frog. It was quite the boy's trip.

Yes, how was it?

So this was a golfing.

It was you and well, there's many, many others again, just above in the friend zone.

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