Scottie Puppen + Bears Win

The Stretch

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4.9 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The Red Line Boyz are back in action after watching the Bears dismantle the New York Jets. Eddie got laid up in the hospital after some bad car wash beef but is still able to come off IR for solid Bears talk as always. Carl's new dog, Scottie Puppen, is introduced (not really) as the official mascot of Red Line Radio, the first true mascot in Barstool Sports history, allegedly.

Later, Chief and Dave go inside and out on Northwestern/ND this weekend with some piping hot takes and lots of arguing. Spoiler Alert: White Sox Dave loses the argument, but all signs point to a major Northwestern upset. So that's nice. Chief proceeds to solve the Blackhawks while Carl tells his Stan Bowman story for the 10th time in Red Line Radio recorded history. WSD then covers Chicago offseason baseball moves for what seems like an eternity, but only because there's so much juicy info. It's the first of many deep hot stove convos between WSD and Carl.

Elsewhere, we have lots of beef sandwiches, segments (not really), voicemails, excitement and most importantly FIRST PLACE CHICAGO BEARS!

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0:00.0	Hey, Redline radio listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.9	Prime members can listen to Ed free on Amazon music.
0:10.1	He is, so I'm going to introduce him briefly. He's not with us tonight.
0:12.9	He's still going through some obedience training, but his name is Scotty Puppin.
0:18.1	He's long, he's lean, he's undervalued.
0:21.2	He wouldn't win seventh overall, the blazers and probably traded the balls. This dog is fucking beautiful.
0:26.6	It's a half beagle, half boxer mix. I got him from right way rescue up in Morton Grove.
0:31.0	Just a beautiful shelter, a beautiful dog. Guys, I'm so excited.
0:34.4	He is so goddamn handsome.
0:37.0	He's the handsome dog of everything.
0:38.8	He, I saw the pictures on him and I felt like one of those, you know how chicks in like college and post college and shit.
0:44.7	Their friends get pregnant and they get all jealous.
0:46.5	And instead of like talking shit behind their back, which is what they're doing.
0:50.3	They're like, oh my god. Can I be the first one to babysit them? Like, oh my god, he's so cute.
0:55.0	Like that's how I was. I was like, you're showing me a picture right now and he's just beautiful.
0:59.6	Yeah. And I want to be the first one to babysit him, even though I'm talking shit about why are you,
1:05.5	do you have an awesome dog and not me? Yeah, I mean Chicago that is.
1:08.5	I'll put you on the list for babysitting. You just have to understand I have like in laws and they're like
1:12.3	significantly more responsible than you are.
1:14.3	Obviously, my brother's people that like you're Reverend my Reverend, obviously.
1:18.6	But if I let chief babysit Scotty before I let Dave, I'd there'd be hell to pay.
1:23.0	Yeah, third be fucking hell. I'm sorry. I'm like, it would have to go through Dave just because I can't.
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