Scott Plays Big Dummy
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Game is Big Dummy. |
| 0:01.5 | 206803 Rock, Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game. |
| 0:05.1 | Hello, Scott. |
| 0:06.3 | Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:07.8 | Big Dummy! |
| 0:09.4 | Ola, gentlemen. |
| 0:10.3 | Ola! |
| 0:11.4 | Scott are you on Team Sober, Team Not Sober? |
| 0:14.2 | Team Sober, Moving a Tree. |
| 0:16.3 | Moving a tree. |
| 0:18.1 | Yes, yes. |
| 0:19.1 | We planted an apple tree last year, and she who must be obeyed has decided |
| 0:24.4 | it needs to be succeed further that way. Wait, who made that decision? That would be my |
| 0:30.8 | lovely wife with 45 years. Okay, that's what I was going to. There's a difference when the city |
| 0:34.4 | comes by and says, hey man, ordinance you go, fine. It's another thing when the wife's like, you know what, I know we planted this last year, but let's move it six feet this way. What's the hardest part about it digging the root ball out or digging a new hole? The new hole was easy. It's getting the root ball out because the tree was in a bag last year. So the roots haven't gone that far. |
| 0:55.5 | So it's just a matter of trying to get it all out in one piece, not tear the outside roots |
| 1:01.1 | so that it will re-root itself over here and be just fine. Now, are you, as what happens with me, |
| 1:07.7 | are you getting guidance from the wife about what you were doing right and wrong during this process? |
| 1:28.4 | No, she's at the doctors. I'm sure I will hear about it when she gets back. You'll find out. Get her own tea. Every day is like, okay, how am I going to mess up today without realizing I'm doing it? Now, brother, this sounds stupid. This is what I would do. I would dig two more holes in general proximity. |
| 1:30.6 | Because if you drop it into one, |
| 1:31.2 | you might decide, mm, it should go back a little bit. Just cover your basis. No, no, I had her tell me, and I dug exactly where she wanted to as an outline. It's like, that is where it's going to be. So I have dug me a hole. All right, |
| 1:44.2 | got our men's room pole. |
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