How likely is it, I know we're going to talk about it later,

but how likely is it that the Pombon is just going to be a big fucking man

that's ready to fuck?

So you're discussing the new Fire Type Starter announced for Pokemon Wins and Waves,

and he's the Fire Type Starter.

He looks like a big, cute-faced dog.

He looks like a Pomeranian with Fire.

A Fire Pomeranian. Spoiler. He's going to grow extra toes. He's going to grow different joints in his legs. He's going to stand up big and proud. He's going to grow boxing fists over his hands. He will be part-fighting type guarantee. Okay. You haven't? That is going to be a bipedal humanoid fighting, if I've ever seen one. Yeah, you haven't talked about the bulge yet, and that's really my biggest concern. I haven't talked about the balls because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, man. Is Pombon two evolutions from now, from baby Pombon to whatever final evolution is, going to be rocking a massive

bowls. They gave Incenor a sort of chastity belt to kind of like cover up whether or not there's

anything happening down there, which I appreciate. I think it's a little bit more tasteful than

May Champ's underwear that he's just wearing. He's just wearing him.

As for this dog, I don't know.

They'll probably put pants on him.

He'll probably evolve into pants.

It's hard for me to get into your head sometimes fresh,

but I'm guessing, you're picturing kind of a Chowanyiki, like muscle man, glistening.

That's the dream, yeah.

That would be ideal.

Yeah.

I think Incenarroar is really like where my head is probably going because that's their

default.

I would rather, quite honestly, I'd rather him just be a cute little dog.

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