Ms. Fitz Toys

Doug Higgs, candy wrap for springy, maybe sticky seats with 50 acid popcorn curdles in his teeth

There's still not one that he won't see but Doug's boobies

Hey everybody!

Hey everybody!

I'm wearing a crazy futuristic or Janet Jackson Madonna headset right now and it's freaking me out

It's weird to be able to just talk hands free to an audience full of people

And I should have looked at the stage before I came up here because I was cracking up when I walked up on stage

Because I like me and all my guests to be on tall stools

And I thought, you know, you think you say that to somebody but maybe you didn't

And so they just have chairs for us

Is it possible to get some tall stools up here?

Or should we just do it this way? Consider it a dry run for tomorrow?

Yeah, because, you know, I don't know about you guys in the back would probably enjoy watching this better if I was at this level

But right here, set it down here

Yeah, it's just, you know, I'm kind of a showman, I'm a theatrical guy

And I think about those things, unfortunately too late

Think about it once I'm already on stage

Oh look at this, this is professional, do not apologize

I love it that you're just bringing some stools up here, this is awesome

In Minneapolis, I had to do the sound check while the audience watched

So, you know, might as well keep the consistency of non-professionality that is Doug Love's movies

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