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Spiegel & Holmes Show

Scott Boras hosts open mic stand-up at the GM Meetings

Spiegel & Holmes Show

Audacy

Sports

4.2652 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Matt Spiegel and Laurence Holmes listened to powerful baseball agent Scott Boras’ annual ritual of sharing puns about his clients in his media session at the GM Meetings. After that, producer Chris Tannehill showcased his comedic chops by sharing hypothetical puns for White Sox players.

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0:00.0

Spiegel and Holmes show Flashback, Flashback.

0:06.5

You know, I think Chicago got the comforts of a full belly.

0:11.5

Owners are clamming for us to, you know, let's make a deal on Jordan.

0:17.2

And I think all owners are very, very aware that he's worthy of, you know,

0:24.6

Amanti Hall.

0:25.6

You know, when it comes to the polar bear, we're not in contract hibernation.

0:29.6

And, you know, he has power.

0:32.6

So I think Chung-hoo's going to bring K-pop to the MLB.

0:36.6

I think Reese's pieces fits all team puzzles.

0:40.3

I would say that in the pitching Audubon, it's pretty much Mach Nell.

0:47.3

Can I ask you a question about that?

0:49.3

I'm going to go through my speech.

0:51.3

Yes, sir.

0:52.3

How many more do we got?

0:54.8

I'm like Trump in court.

1:01.0

That's Scott Boris from last year.

1:04.9

It's just absolutely outrageous.

1:07.8

Chris Tannale circles this every year.

1:13.5

Alex, when does Scott Boris speak? The GM meetings are happening. It's the only time I ask a question in the group thread. What time is Scott

1:18.7

Boris today? You literally planned your day around being able to edit this. He spoke at 1 o'clock.

1:25.9

You had lunch early? Is that what you did?

1:28.0

Early lunch, early commute in. Yeah. And I managed to persevere, even though they shut down the express lane going towards downtown. I think the listeners think that he's kidding. Yeah. He's not kidding. He's not kidding. It's my favorite segment of the year. He's not kidding about that either. And if we have time, I even have...

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