Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest
Hollywood Handbook
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🗓️ 22 August 2017
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Sean and Hayes welcome SCOTT AUKERMAN into the studio to help him with a huge problem he has.
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| 0:00.0 | We're um speed-shocking on the patio we have the stack of um the corn and we have the stuff on it and we used to go and we speed-shock |
| 0:16.0 | me and Jonathan uh papal bon and uh stop you told me this already okay you told me this before I don't want to hear this again |
| 0:29.0 | okay well if you get so that is actually I'm so glad I certainly don't want to say it again okay I'm really I'm really glad that I have told you this before because I was getting to a point where I was realizing I didn't remember how it ends well you speed-shock so hard that you blacked out okay and then it was something about you woke up in the hospital yeah and then the doctors told you that like there was so much corn silk in your bloodstream yeah okay we were technically becoming a scarecrow okay and then you were like |
| 0:58.6 | mad at them it started ripping out your IVs and stuff and like swinging around the IV stand with the hospital staff like get back get back and then you like obviously blacked out again yeah and then you woke up again and then at this point you had on like the hat |
| 1:15.6 | and you had like a stick that you were stuck on yeah and you had the straw coming out of here and you did that the doctors did that well I mean it seems like you did it to yourself I mean you know the doctors orders they gave you |
| 1:27.4 | so that sounds like something I might do is they were saying I was becoming a scarecrow and so I would say like I want to do that yeah doing it on purpose yeah because you never can admit your mistakes but I |
| 1:38.0 | got I get very stubborn and you go like yeah I know of course I'm becoming a scarecrow yeah that's what I wanted and then you were in that corn |
| 1:46.5 | maze for that whole Halloween season well that's good I had a good story I'm so glad I know I know but it's just like I didn't know if it was |
| 1:53.1 | gonna be so good but I just don't want to hear it again hi welcome to Hollywood handbook and instead of |
| 1:58.3 | Skydews came by dropping names of red carpet lineback all the industry we call showbiz we are hey podcast and we work |
| 2:06.8 | on entertainment but we can also be fans of people sorry yes Hollywood hand bugs hi |
| 2:14.8 | yeah you said that okay but go ahead it's not as gross but it that's funny we have people that we admire and we |
| 2:25.0 | look up to in this business and one of them is Scott Ockerman and we just want to join the chorus of of adults and |
| 2:32.5 | babies and all the people that love comedy bang bang and say you did it so white people yes everyone |
| 2:39.6 | has been saying podcasts and comedy podcasts you know from adults to babies to white people all love |
| 2:48.3 | comedy podcasts and we are a part of that same group and we also love to laugh yeah and we love just |
| 2:56.8 | like the stuff that we hear about you doing is so an accomplishment and we just think like hooray |
| 3:05.2 | mm-hmm and the number of them yeah big number I'm sorry have you ended to introduce me or oh I think I did I |
| 3:14.2 | mentioned my name you didn't say you didn't say that's right I'm sorry and I know this is part of my |
| 3:19.0 | admiration for you that it is such a well well machine on your show that like it's like you do a |
| 3:25.0 | very formal introduction every time two minutes and 30 seconds you have to introduce the guest that |
| 3:31.2 | that's how you podcast hey Scott Ockerman's here milk was a bad choice |
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