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Welcome to Improper Humans with Matt Besser. That's me. This is Improper 4 Humans.

No moaps loud. I want to get into that later. Today, four other humans. That's right.

Am I self? We'll be improvising off your suggestions. Given to me, at Matt Besser on Twitter,

we'll talk a little about them. Who knows? Today some conversations will come from anywhere.

You never know, and then we'll jump into some scenes. But first, as you know,

I like to talk to the best improvisers in the universe one at a time. Give them a

sometimes a silly question, but I want a serious answer. Danielle Schneider. Hi.

No, I know you don't like this part of my show because I don't give you as good as questions as

everybody else because I already know you. Yeah, because I'm your wife. You're always like,

how was how was everything at home? It's never that boring.

Are you mad at me? So I'm going to give you a chance here to maybe improve your life with the

answer. You're going to help me improve my life. Yeah, based on changing me. Okay.

Well, at least I'll be curious. Okay. So which part of my sports fandom would you like to eradicate?

In other words, like, and it doesn't have to be like, most obvious would be like, stop

liking the Brooklyn Nets, but it could be smaller. Stop talking about Tibo or stop doing

fantasy football. I enjoy your love of sports. I like anything you're passionate about.

And I think it's funny that you would be, you know, passionate about something that isn't that

serious. It doesn't mean anything. It means a lot. Okay. Anyway, I think you should have

passion about things. But I just feel like there's always a sport on. Not in the summer, not right

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