Scott Aukerman and Jeff Ullrich, Our Business Associates

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2014

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Hayes and Sean dish on their relationship with Kanye during a round of "Snail Mail Roulade" and then give listeners a peek into the inner workings of the Earwolf machine as Scott Ankerman and Jeff Ullrich enter a live negotiation with Hayes, Sean, and their powerful team of lawyers.

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0:00.0	So I go, alright, Tay, but if it sounds like you're saying chocolate brain to me, and
0:12.6	it sounds like you're saying chocolate brain to her and we both liked the song before,
0:18.6	we should just fucking suck it up and make a chocolate brain.
0:21.4	Tay, it's like, it's my art, you know, whatever.
0:26.2	Yeah, I turn on this on the mic so I can breathe.
0:28.8	It's like, I don't care.
0:30.8	Hey, hey, what up, what up?
0:34.0	Welcome to Hollywood Handbook and Insider's Guide to Kick It Up.
0:36.6	Some of the dropping names of the rigs I put mine back always of this industry.
0:43.2	This is a industry we go show is I'm haze that important.
0:48.0	I'm here with Sean Clements smoke it.
0:53.2	We live in Hollywood and work here and our lives are movies and shows and the industry
1:02.7	and films and we talk about them on this podcast and if there's one thing you should know
1:10.0	about Sean and I and that everyone does know it's that we don't open our own mail.
1:15.5	We don't have time.
1:16.7	There's so much fan mail and other stuff and while we appreciate in theory the thought
1:23.0	and the time it takes to do that stuff, we can't be bothered with it and your hands get
1:28.6	very sticky and sometimes all sliced up.
1:31.0	You can get caught and we've gotten anthrax probably a hundred times.
1:35.0	Correct.
1:36.0	So many times.
1:37.0	Osama has done it to us in Saddam and Qaddafi and all those guys tried to anthrax us.
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