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Ologies with Alie Ward

Scorpiology (SCORPIONS) with Lauren Esposito: Encore Presentation

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.923.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This specific episode was cited in The New Yorker this week, so we’re giving it an encore refresh with bonus material and a 2020 update from Dr. Esposito herself! Scorpions: the victims of undue shade. If you've ever wanted to impress a date with weird facts THIS IS THE EPISODE FOR YOU. A handful of people on planet Earth have a PhD in scorpions and Dr. Lauren Esposito is one of them. She spills the beans on how venom works, what's up with the blacklight glow effect, how dangerous they *really* are, what all the movies get wrong, the best names for scorpions, where she's traveled to look under rocks, where a scorpion's butt is, if scorpions dance or make out (SPOILER: YES), what good mothers they are, how big they used to be millions of years ago and how -- technically speaking -- they are not poisonous. Also: how much does a gallon of venom cost? Oh, and why she started the visibility campaign 500 Queer Scientists. Get this one in your ears right away. Follow Dr. Esposito at twitter.com/arachnologynerd or instagram.com/caribales and check out 500QueerScientists.com Mention in The New Yorker: https://www.newyorker.com/goings-on-about-town/podcasts/lolita-podcast-12-28-20 This week's donation went to: www.Islandsseas.org Sponsor links: www.alieward.com/ologies-sponsors More links at alieward.com/ologies/scorpiology2 Become a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologies OlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes! Follow twitter.com/ologies or instagram.com/ologies Follow twitter.com/AlieWard or instagram.com/AlieWard Sound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray Morris Theme song by Nick Thorburn Support the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Transcript

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0:00.0

Just a quick note up top. So this Scorpiology interview originally aired about a year and a half ago

0:04.9

but thanks to a very kind and generous right up about allergies in this week's New Yorker magazine. What?

0:11.7

I wanted to give it an encore because the articles author Rachel Sime said that this was the episode that got her hooked.

0:18.9

So if you're here because the New Yorker, hi, hello. If you have already heard this episode, I promise it's worth a

0:25.5

relic in because it really is chock-a-blockful, a weird fact. And Dr. Esposito made a return appearance and gives us some

0:32.5

updates about her life as well as has a message for all of G-Sylcers. So okay, here we go. Oh hey, it's a lady in front of you

0:39.2

and then check out with 26 items who doesn't realize she's in the express lane in this fully oblivious to your

0:45.5

glares alleyward back with another episode of all of G's. So congrats for not skipping this one. You did it. If it's in

0:54.2

auto play and you're like, new, do play the Scorpion one. It's too light, bitch. It's playing. You're in this now. Don't

1:00.7

press stop. Don't. This one is amazing. I promise that there are facts in this episode. You will drop in conversation and it will make you one

1:07.9

fucking forgettable. Okay, first really quick. Thank you patrons for making the show possible via patreon.com slash

1:14.2

allergies. For as little as a dollar a month, you can submit questions toologists and buckle the hell up because I'm about to

1:20.2

record like 10 episodes in the next few weeks. And there are so many questions you can submit. So hop on board. Thank you to

1:26.5

everyone in allergies merch available at alleyward.com and for tagging allergies merch. So I can repost it on Mondays. Also

1:34.4

thanks to everyone who makes sure that they are subscribed and leaves a rating and a review. You know I read them. I

1:40.4

pick a fresh one each week. This one from museum eve who said if you want to learn how to love

1:46.1

hagfish and be comfortable with death and see the beauty and moss and spiders and everything else. Listen to this podcast. It will change

1:54.0

your life. Thanks museum eve. Okay, scorpiology. Hell to the yes. This is a real allege. It's a subset of a

2:00.9

rachnology. A rachnids. And scorpion comes from the Greek. Are you ready for this? For scorpion. Okay, that is not

2:09.6

something that made me say, oh my god. All right, so thisologist I met under very very weird circumstances two years ago

2:17.1

in a dusty field in the middle of nowhere at a festival for burning man types. Well, we were both speaking on a panel about science. We were

2:27.0

a little wide eyed and just kind of sussing things out. I dug her immediately. I've wanted her on for so long

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