Oh, hey, it's your internet dad. It's Ali Ward. This is a podcast called Allegis, where

and you will think, I don't think I care about this topic, and then you will later Google

that topic when you're supposed to be doing actual work and tell people weird facts and

maybe have a dream about the topic later. I dreamed about car last night, so let's get

into it. Okay, first off, thank you for making this show a thing. Thanks to everyone at patreon.com

slash Allegis. If you have been wanting to join that special treehouse with us, it's

a dollar a month. But it lets you submit questions to the Allegis. Also, thank you to the people

who leave reviews and who rate and subscribe to shows, keeping up in the charts. Some days

I'm a sad creep and your reviews always cheer me up, so I read them all. Everyone, and

I prove it by picking a new one. And this time it's from someone called Ali Reel, who

wrote, I am but a soft pretzel. The podcast, my pot of cheese fondue. Ali's Allegis inspires

me to use my meat computer differently, while still feeding my child like wonder for

the world. Thank you for that. If you leave a review, I read it with my eyes. That's

the deal. That's the truth. Okay, you ready for cars? Let me answer that for you. No, you're

not ready. This is a most loaded fish with another worldly face. But is it an armored

creature of the deep out to drag people under the surface of lakes and rivers and rip apart?

Or is it a gentle giant who slime you would caress? We're going to ask a gaurologist.

One of the worlds top gaurologists, in fact, so gaurologist, not a common word, in all

of my digging, I was only able to find it referenced one time in one book. But what even

is a gaur? Okay, so a gaur, the word comes from old hydromanic for spear. And this is primarily

a fresh water fish. It has a long, sharp, snout, like a crocodile with teeth just coming

every which way, like sprouts a grass. And the gaur in gaurlick, by the way, also comes

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