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Go. That was hell. Thank you. We solve problems. We barely keep our own lives together. We try to do jokes and she sings over me a lot.

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on your favorite podcast platform. Hello and welcome back to On the sofa with Colson Jack I'm Ben coming up on

today's fun-sized episode is this. You know like people love their pets. Yeah, I'm saying you would see people going a little bit further and having more of a relationship with you'd see you hang on you say relationship. Imagine if your dog had human hands, what could your dog do then?

Yeah.

So we are going to kick this episode off with Ben giving us a Chad Chaps or or a wood giraffe but before you start it's a new

episode it's a brand new podcast it's a brand new Monday bite size fun size

episode I'm gonna add in a curveball. In all the years that we've

been doing a podcast which has been five years, I have never had my own segment.

Have you not? Never name one. Thank you. I suppose you haven't. So I'm pleased to announce. I have

commissioned a segment. Did you know about this? No, but she a segment.

Did you know about this?

No, what's your segment?

It is Colson's conundrum.

Okay.

That sounds very much like a would you rather?

Well, it's, it'd be really helpful if you could...

It's basically my section renamed.

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