Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go.

I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

A Jordan Morris boy detective.

Jordan, I learned.

I'm sorry.

First of all, I just want to apologize that from now on on the program.

And in fact, from roughly three years ago on on the program, all my anecdotes are just something I saw at Costco.

Well, I mean, you know, you're a Costco.

I don't know.

I'm starting to suspect you're getting some sort of Costco kickback.

I mean, obviously I was featured in Costco Connection magazine.

A lot of people know.

And I don't know.

Was that a payola thing?

I'm starting to think maybe it was.

I mean, look, no money changed hands.

I didn't pay them.

They didn't pay me.

Right.

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