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Schwartz Authority: Ep. 57

Tablet Studios

Tablet Magazine

Judaism, Society & Culture, Religion & Spirituality

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week on Unorthodox, who said it: Harry Potter star Emma Watson or Hillel the Elder? Our Jewish guest is professional football player Geoff Schwartz, one half of the first set of Jewish brothers to play in the NFL since Ralph and Arnold Horween in 1923. He and his brother, Mitchell Schwartz, are the authors of a new book called Eat MySchwartz: Our Story of NFL Football, Food, Family, and Faith. Our Gentile of the Week is Patricia Napier-Fitzpatrick, founder and president of The Etiquette School of New York, which offers lessons on everything from dining etiquette and table manners to social media protocol and workplace small talk. She tells us the most frustrating etiquette faux pas she sees young people committing today, and asks us about proper etiquette for a non-Jewish person attending a synagogue. Join us Monday, Sept. 19 at 7 p.m., at our live taping at the JCC of Greater New Haven. Tickets are available here. Like listening to Unorthodox? Sign up for our weekly newsletter to get new episodes and more. We love hearing from you! Email us at Unorthodox@tabletmag.com with comments, questions, and complaints. We may share your letter on air.

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You know an initial by the the way hummus is a traditional part of foreplay for some people. As like you know rappers eating sushi off of naked women we do the same thing with the heinous. Hello Jews and other folks, this is unorthodox, a weekly podcast from tablet magazine.

0:51.8

I'm Mark Oppenheimer joined as ever by tablet

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deputy editor Stephanie Butnik. Hi. And senior writer Leah Leibovitz.

0:58.3

Ahh, I move between the Leibovitz and thea Witz because you've said it both ways and I wonder if we could get a ruling on that Leo.

1:06.5

It's an affectation either way because back home it would be the Leibovich but for some reason that can't really hold so I'm like a de-racinated what

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does Annie do.

1:17.0

Annie I think is Leibou Fitz right now she's Leibou wits. She has a V. She spells like you I think think now that we're here like leel or

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Lyle like leel like people have a lot of questions about your first name my dad

1:28.8

what does it my own like why why do I have that name? My God, right?

1:33.0

It means I have a God.

1:34.0

My father wanted to name me Lee after Lee Marvin,

1:37.0

who is the greatest American actor of all time.

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