Schwartz and Michelle: A Love Story | The Valley S3 E2

Bad TV | A Reality TV Recap Program

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After Shows, Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Dylan and Pat are back to break down restaurants that look like Southwest flights, love, danger, the Wayans Brothers and more from Bravo's The Valley.

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0:00.0	Oh, yes.
0:02.9	I wonder if we'll ever see the beekeeper again.
0:06.2	I'm going to miss those eyes,
0:08.0	those scary, scary, big, big round eyes staring at you.
0:13.8	That was actually a fly sound effect.
0:16.8	Oh.
0:17.2	Would you believe that?
0:18.1	No, they sound similar.
0:19.0	Isn't that crazy?
0:34.6	Hi, hello, welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV.
0:36.1	I'm Dill.
0:37.5	I'm Pat. I'm John Lovitz. I'm Dill. I'm Pat.
0:39.0	I'm John Levitt.
0:40.6	I'm here.
0:44.7	Ruby.
0:46.8	Is she coming back next week?
0:49.2	She's missed dearly by the list. I don't know.
0:49.9	I don't know.
0:54.6	You know who is coming back next week?
0:56.7	Who?
0:57.6	Old Patty, because I'm back from spring break after dealing with these two demons.
1:04.9	And look, I know the audience probably thinks Patty's being serious sometimes when I'm talking
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