Schulz Wedding: Who WASN’T Invited

Flagrant

Comedy

4.4 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2022

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh #AlexxMedia New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody welcome to Flagrid 2 let's rank the wedding gifts
0:11.0	Starting right now it's your boy Shelty by the way I'm here with our cost saying we got Mark gagna Alex media white media
0:17.5	Dove the trouble and
0:19.8	Shifty in the building now right on the ones and dudes
0:23.6	We got break part of it. He's on it. It's holiday's one. Okay guys
0:30.7	I think it's important that we rank the wedding gifts that you guys gave to me for this glorious day that I gave to you guys
0:36.8	Why do you gotta rank the gift? Why can't you just be grateful for everyone?
0:40.1	Why don't we start with Mark's gift mark ruined his surprise
0:45.4	He wants to give me and my wife a surprise my wife he wants to give me a way
0:49.9	And so he messages me right knowing I'm with my fucking wife. Yeah, right?
0:57.0	And he goes hey, can you guys give me a code to get into your your building and I go yeah
1:01.4	I'll just tell Emma to do it and he goes well don't tell him it's gonna ruin the surprise
1:04.3	It's like okay, well that's already ruined right so I think that this is gonna be like this big surprise
1:10.1	You know the main like oh my this is about to be the most amazing president
1:13.2	We're going through a labored code switching in order to get you in the building to sneak in and give the surprise
1:17.5	Get a key to your building why can't I just go into your building my bill and I have a key grow up my
1:22.6	We got codes out here
1:26.4	Give the code that I could have just gone in yeah, but I don't understand technology my boy call shifty
1:30.4	Shifty knows how to get into my building. I did he said talk to the angel. Let's go. Let's go to Mark's gift
1:35.0	This is this marks mark got me a bottle of
1:39.2	Dom Perion champagne fancy
1:42.0	There's the Lenny Kravitz edition fancy. I think I think I wasn't selling that fancy
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