Schulz Solves the Gas Crisis

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00 - start 0:10 - diplomacy with Saudi Arabia 8:00 - diplomacy with Mexico 16:50 - the Rock's come price 42:00 - co v id makes your brain smol? 50:00 - Women led countries start more wars? 55:55 - Florida teacher attacked by 5 year old Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a CHOIR then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf

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0:00.0	What's up everybody and welcome to Saudi Arabia's flagrant two, Mr. Boy Shelsey.
0:04.7	Here with Akash Singh, I'm here with Mark Gaggin. I'm here with Alex Mead. I'm here with Miles
0:09.6	Media. We even got the truffle who's very apologetic for any stress that he might have caused
0:14.8	Saudi Arabia. And I just want to say that I understand diplomatic relations between the United
0:22.8	States and Saudi Arabia haven't been the greatest, you know, from... Yeah, it's been a little
0:27.2	tense for the last, I don't know, how long ago was 2001, September 11th? How long ago was it
0:33.2	when two of our favorite buildings went down? That was fucked up. Yes. Right? And obviously, you know,
0:38.0	they had a lot to do with it. But we got to move on. It's time. It's time. It's time. Time heals all
0:43.4	wounds. It's good. You know, and it also heals buildings clapping to the ground. He's been building
0:48.0	city. And what happened to that one? I don't know. The point I'm trying to say is, you know, a lot,
0:53.0	it's time that these countries come together. Yes, it's time. Why? Because we need what? We need
0:58.4	alliances. We need alliances. We need friends. We need friends. Everybody's going to make it seem
1:03.0	like this is about oil being like, you know, seven, eight dollars a gallon. We have nothing to do
1:08.3	with it. We live in the city. You're presuming. You're presuming. You're presumed. This is about
1:14.6	two powerful nations coming together and forming alliances so we can all be safe. Yes. We don't
1:21.1	care about oil. I take bloopers. That's on the driver. Yeah. Oil. I didn't even know.
1:25.3	Does that even have oil? We don't know. We don't know. The point is, people are going to make it look
1:31.0	like, oh my god, you guys are just kissing Saudi Arabia's ass. So like, OPEC starts like digging
1:34.9	up some more oil or however you get the, I don't even know where they get that. I present that
1:37.9	accusation. Exactly. Why can't we just want friends? Why can't I just like a culture? You know what I
1:41.9	mean? Why can't I just like a country and, you know, be willing to overlook certain politics
1:46.0	just in the name of friendship. You'll talk my business like I can tell Americans like if they
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