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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Schulz Reacts: Michael B. Jordan is the new Scarface | Patreon Sample

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.66K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

Alright, alright, alright. Michael B. Jordan is playing Tony Montana in the Scarface.

0:10.7

Yeah, I listen, let me tell you something about Michael B. Jordan. Go.

0:14.2

Very likable guy. Not a good actor. And I say this, knowing full well, he's a fucking

0:21.6

joint. Yeah. My man is a bad, that's a bad bitch, yo.

0:25.7

Is he a joint, yo, yo, yo, he's a fucking.

0:30.3

What is it? Let's be honest, is it all body or is it now a man got good teeth?

0:35.3

I don't, I, the teeth were at me the wrong way. I'm being objective here.

0:38.8

Hey, they could run me the right way today.

0:41.7

Today though, they could if they wanted, but for real. Yeah.

0:45.8

Okay, you think that he is truly a good looking guy. Man, is a piece, yo.

0:51.1

I don't, I'm not feeling it, to be honest, I think he's a great body, but I'm not feeling

0:55.1

anything else. What's not to feel?

0:57.7

I just don't think he's objectively that attractive in the face.

1:01.1

Objectively speaking, I'm called a guy attractive. Mark, how you feel?

1:04.6

He's pretty attractive. He's pretty though. He's not like stunning.

1:08.5

Al, can you be honest? Who's though? Who's stunning? Because there's no stunning.

1:11.8

See, I'm saying stunning is gay. No, Ronaldo is, he's stunning.

1:16.1

That's not the stunning. He's not gay. Yeah, but that's like he looks gay.

1:19.4

He only makes you feel gay. He makes you feel gay.

1:21.7

Now, but he made it pretty and shiny. Let's lock it on this.

1:24.2

You feel gay. You feel gay. You feel gay.

1:28.1

No, no, no, no, you feel gay when you see Ronaldo. Is that it?

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