Schulz Joins Women's Swim Team

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2022

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? I have an announcement to make. I, Andrew Schultz, am joining the US
0:07.2	Women's National Swim Team officially today. I am announcing that I am able to compete. Thank
0:16.7	you guys very much for your support. You don't seem very supportive, Mark, which is bigoted.
0:21.5	And, uh, well, why do you say you're able to compete? What do you mean? Why, but why wouldn't
0:26.0	I be able to compete? I am joining the US Women's National Swim Team. Mind you, I didn't even tell
0:32.3	you why I'm raising money for Ukraine more than what you've probably done. Chillin on the
0:36.7	fucking beach in Mexico. Would you raise any money for Ukraine now? He's going to use his winning
0:40.4	to support war torn country. What are you going to do? Yeah. I'm going to win. Obviously, I'm a guy.
0:47.0	I'm racing against women. Okay. Once I start all immediately, I'll start winning. And then I'll
0:54.5	take all that money because I'm not going to obviously take all that money. I'm going to give it
0:58.3	to myself here. I'm going to take a remanage. I'm going to give it back to the war effort in Ukraine.
1:01.6	Obviously, the Ukrainian side. Yes. I need to be specific with fucking you. Okay. And then,
1:07.2	um, obviously, other groups that need my help stop Asian. Hey, that's another one that I'm going
1:10.8	to donate to. I know you are. You are me too. If that's still around. I don't know if that's still
1:14.3	around, but I'm going to donate to that. You know what? Black lives matter also. I got that.
1:19.0	All right. Any group that needs any money that I make as part of the US Women's National Swim Team.
1:24.7	Okay. I'm donating back to causes. This is so great. This is so great. Thank you. Thank you.
1:29.6	You support. Why are you wearing this? What is this outfit? This is what you swimming. That's not.
1:34.0	Yeah. No. That's not what swimmers don't. Why are you pushing fucking sick of of cis-hate white males
1:41.6	deciding what women should and shouldn't. Pushing their heteronormative ideals. You don't get to
1:46.7	say what women swim in. Mark. Yeah. I'm not saying. I'm just swimming. I'm saying that's not what they
1:51.3	wear for the Olympics. Oh, you're saying what we have to wear. It's you. It's your fault that women
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