Schulz Almost Dies On Vacation

Flagrant

Comedy

4.4 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark and Taylor discuss Schulz near death experience in Hawaii, how to last longer in bed, Trump's leaked audio, the upcoming Apple Car, Andrew's obsession with the genome, and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody we're back.
0:07.0	She boy, Sheltsy, Akash Singh, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon, Taylor in the other room, slapping
0:15.0	the bass.
0:16.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:18.8	No disrespect.
0:20.4	Look, man, serious moment.
0:23.4	I do want to address something very important.
0:27.0	And that is, as we've always said on this podcast, we have to believe all farmers.
0:34.0	If a farmer alleges something, if an Indian farmer alleges something, we have to believe
0:43.7	it.
0:44.7	Even if we didn't research it at all, okay?
0:46.9	Even if we just trusted our podcast co-hosts and assume that they would know a lot about
0:52.6	Indian things.
0:53.6	I'm right, yo.
0:54.6	So you good?
0:55.6	You Gucci.
0:56.6	I'm killing it, bro.
0:57.6	I'm out here.
0:58.6	I'll win you farmers.
0:59.6	Even though none of y'all got the internet, you're poor.
1:03.6	Fuck.
1:04.6	But for real, we stand in with you.
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