Good evening and welcome to Nighty Night with Robbie and Chaudhary. Bedtime stories to keep you awake.

I'm DJ Luke Bell and the show's producer. Tonight's story gives us an inside look of what

it feels like to be a monster living among us. Please enjoy Shroudinger's beast.

I yawn and stretch and rub my eyes with my hands. I'm still half asleep but then it hits me with a jolt.

It's my birthday. I scramble to get out of bed and get all tangled up in the sheets and then

fall on the floor but I feel nothing. I spring up, race down the hall shouting, it's my birthday

and then I throw up in the door to the other bedroom and pounce on mommy and daddy's bed.

It's my birthday. My parents are already awake and they're laughing too but that doesn't feel very

nice and I can feel my face getting all hot. Stop laughing at me. My mother wraps her arms around me

and squeezes me tight. She's still laughing but I don't feel so angry now. When I finally squirm

free I hop off the bed and I pronounce I'm five now. I'm a big boy. I turn and run back to my

room and slip on my light up transformer sneakers. I'm still in my pajamas but I burst out of the

back door to my yard and I shout out to anybody who can hear me that I am five now.

I play alone in my jungle gym for a bit until mommy calls me in for my birthday pancakes.

I make her explain the afternoons party to me again and again I love to hear it telling me who's

coming and what kind of fun we're going to have. The bouncy house is coming to be set up soon.

Daddy's actually making the cake while I eat breakfast and guests are coming around noon.

It's mostly my aunts and uncles and cousins. Some people from my daddy's office with their own kids

and mommy sent home invitations to all the parents of all the kids in my preschool so I bet a bunch

of my friends are coming. Of course they'll come. There's a bouncy house and I just know if they

come to the party they'll change their minds about me. It felt like I waited forever but finally

it's time for the party and it's going great. I can see my little kingdom from the deck.

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